December 2009
18 posts
20 Secrets Your Waiter Won't Tell You →
(via shoorook)
My added secrets “don’t want you to know”: 1.) If I put your leftovers shit in a to-go-box myself its because I want a higher Tip, not because I’m so nice and thoughtful.
2.) If the manager comes to check your table most likely I did something wrong or the kitchen.
3.) If I dropped your toast, depending how nice you seem I might use the five second rule.
They forgot mean Greeks! lol →
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands
shoorook:
adisonlove:
alittlemarina:
unicourtney:
parisinflames:
letmeworryaboutblank:
The XX Blog enthusiasts who thought wearing a keffiyeha was awesome.
Passion Pit Bros vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.
Fleet Foxes Hopelessly patchy beard...
It has come to my attention
properslick:
that all boys are the same
Wrong Bitch some are tall some are short some are medium!! Don’t classify men under one roof! I’m not like any other chick! I think its a good thing!
Rare Bowie →
Cops fear me!!! lol
Damn its a wonderful thing when a cop won’t arrest you. So Im driving down Capitol Expressway. You know when theres a yellow light and your brain plays the go don’t go game with you, you kinda panic and get all overwhelmed well I debated too long on the yellow and decided to go for it but it was yellow turnng red, basically I passed a red light. So I pass a red light and I’m sure...
Renegade Craft Fair →
Sacrifice a little faith
But in the midst don’t loose hope
I have the eyes of ideology
But fight like a realist!
Takes a strong Bitch to walk my shoes!
I’m excited for 2010 I’m finally
Breaking out of my cocoon
Let the alien inhale for a second